EMT420 (emt420) wrote in tmi_guys,

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God damn, what a fücking reek...

Ever notice how the last 50 feet of a desperate bathroom run are always the hardest?

That "minimum safe distance" is substantially reduced when one is taking a diuretic for high blood pressure, as I found out painfully last Sunday, arriving home after a long commute in weekend beach traffic.

The problem is, I threw the resulting piss-soaked jeans onto the laundry pile and promptly forgot about them. Until this afternoon, that is, when I walked into my bedroom and was practically smacked in the face by the ammonia stink. The worst was digging through a week's worth of dirty laundry trying to find the offending item.

Thankfully, it's too cold for flies.
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